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| Hiking in the Czech Republic just south of Germany |
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| Me and some of "my kids" at school during the project week |
Every morning I walk past a little parking shed where some middle schoolers like to light up their cigarettes, cementing themselves as the cool kids. The middle school is directly next to my school. It teaches kids from 5th grade to 10th grade. I choose to assume that the smokers' remnants of baby fat are not an indication of their age. The German school system splits students after the 4th grade into an academic track and a vocational/trade school track. The middle school is part of the latter system. Working only in the elementary level, I have been interested in seeing what the middle school is all about. I finally took the principle at my school up on her offer to set up appointments for me to visit. Next week I'll be able to meet many of the middle schoolers. . we'll see if I get any questions about smoking in America.
When I go into the classes the kids are going to ask me about cultural differences between the US and Germany. I thought that writing a blog about it would be a good way to prepare. I'm stealing a format idea from a friend and am going to write in a "Dear Germany" format. I find these examples amusing and not disparaging so please keep that in mind when you read them!
Dear Germany, please understand that ,25ml (8oz) is a normal sized cup of coffee, not a "pot."
Dear Germany, tap water will not hurt you.
Dear Germany, I do not think I'm fat, please stop asking me if I think all Americans are fat. Or is that just a subtle hint?
Dear Germany, it is not necessary to cook everything in 1/2in of oil.
Dear Germany, please don't look at me weird when I spread butter, instead of slicing it.
Dear Germany, its awesome that you can have a "Mitfahrgelagenheit" (travel system where people publish where they will be driving on a website and other people drive with them) system.
Dear Germany, salt is not the end all be all of spices.
Dear Germany, I really like not being bugged in stores when I'm just looking.
Dear Germany, but a little costumer service wouldn't be bad.
Dear Germany, peanut butter is not that weird.
Dear (East) Germany, great Pils but could there be a little more variety?
Dear Germany, espresso grind doesn't go in coffee machines.
Dear Germany, thanks for having trains go to your national parks.
Dear Germany, I find your adherence to your social contract sweet.
Dear Germany, I appreciate how "philadelphia" is its own substance, not belonging to the "cream cheese" category.
Dear Germany, I enjoyed walking around what some call "Germany's Ghetto" and feeling completely safe--this says good things about general safety in your country.
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| My friend Sarah and I in Berlin. . summer came to Germany in April! |
Dear Germany, thanks for being straight forward, it can be refreshing.
Dear Germany, sometimes your straight forwardness is a little too refreshing.
Dear Germany, what's with shelf toilets?
Dear Germany, you gotta make your language so difficult to learn??
Dear Germany, 75cent international stamps = win!
Dear Germany, I miss cash back.
Dear Germany, hiking in something other than hiking boots is not too weird.
Dear Germany, village not willage.
Dear Germany, I love seem people biking in suits, good work.
Dear Germany, you do love your cars and have nice ones.
Dear Germany, thanks for your patience with me.
Dear Germany, thanks for having me.. you've been a great host.





















